Lord Xenu

Lord Xenu is one of the idols in the Battle of the Gods mini-game. It is the idol for Ep 47: Apocalypse Ow!

Description[]

"World-destroyer, End-bringer, Life-hater, and big jerk" in Game Description. He has a blue-turquoise octopus-like body, a red gem in the middle of his forehead and a set of teeth. His head is shaped similar to that of a generic, sterotypical "alien"; a rounded,diamond like head which is wider at the top and becomes a point at the "chin".

Challenges[]

Enter the Closet Room. (Back room of the disco.)
Drop pygmy on Thetan meter. (Meter made.)
Power up Thetan meter. (Turn it up to five and a half.)
Cause pygmy to explode Thetans. (Turn it up to eleven.)
Drag Thetan. (Get pushy with the red guys.)
Possess Pygmy with Thetan. (Red on the inside.)
Exorcise Thetan from Pygmy. (Get the red out!)
Pygmy gets depressed. (It's a sad sad world.)
Thetans fly away. (Exit stage everywhere.)
Slide closet door (Slide to side.)
Open the closet door all the way. (Open wide!)
Tom slams closet door. (Ham slam.)
Thetan holds closet door open. (Thetans demonstrate chivalry.)
Rescue Tom from Closet. (Rescue the hero.)
Put Pygmy in closet. (Put Pygmy in storage.)
Place Pygmy on couch. (Couch surfing.)
Tom Jumps on couch. (Mentally imbalanced bouncing.)
Tom jump off couch. (Get off the furniture!)
Tom says 'your Glib!' (Take that, Matt.)
Tom says 'You complete me.' (You had me hello.)
Tom's crazy crazy laugh. (What's so funny, Tom?)
Tom says 'Show me the money' (Maguire's fire.)
Tom says 'I want the truth.' (You can't handle the truth!)
Tom says 'psychiatry is a pseudo-science. (Tom is a medical expert.)
Tom cares 'very very very very much.' (Scaring is caring.)
Tom says 'I feel the need for speed.' (Hopefully talking about the fast kind.)
Tom is brought to Apocalypse Temple entrance. (Show Tome the front door!)
Open Apocalypse Clock secret door. (Tom shows YOU the secret door.)
Enter Xenus Altar. (Go upstairs!)
Bring Tom to Xenu Altar. (Take Tom to the upper floor.)
Tom says 'where's my baby?' (Daddy Tom!)
Bring a baby to Xenu Altar. (Baby likes heights.)
Baby wants his "Da-Da!" (Baby wants daddy.)
Place baby in Tom's arms. (Give Tom what he's asking for.)
Make Tom drop baby. (Whoopsie-Daisy)
Tom transforms baby in Xenu. (A ritual spawns angry alien god, Xenu)
Set off Apocalypse! (Begin the end.)
Put Pygmy on Xenu's right tentacle. (Xenu's right hand man.)
Put Pygmy on Xenu's left tentacle. (Xenu left.)
Xenu tosses pygmy in mouth like popcorn. (It's a toss-up.)
Xenu strips flesh off Pygmy. (Deboned.)
Place half pygmy in right tentacle. (Right tentacle glove made by Charlie?)
Place half pygmy in right(left) tentacle. (Left tentacle glove made by Charlie?)
Xenu performs a puppet show with half pygmies. (Idle halves are Xenu's playthings.)
Xenu eats half pygmy. (Xenu swallows his toys!)
Drag Apocalypse thetans! (Get pushy with angry spirits.)
Possess Pygmy with angry thetan. (Hold the anger inside!)
Exorcise Angry Thetan from Pygmy. (Now let the anger out!)
Possessed Pygmy jump normal pygmy. (Predator vs. prey.)
Possessed Pygmy eats another pygmy's face. (Face your fears!)
Possessed Pygmy pummels pygmy. (This pygmy has punch!)
Possessed Pygmy jumps off. (Jumping off point.)
Possessed Pygmies brawl. (Get ready to rumble!)
Possessed pygmy throws punch. (Fist of fury!)
Possessed Pygmy gets punched. (Take it on the chin.)
Possessed Pygmies slap fight. (What a slap in the face.)
Spawn aqua time gem. (It's TIME to find an aqua gem!)
Spawn green locust gem. (Find the 'locus' of the green gem.)
Spawn purple dance gem. (Bust a move for the purple gem.)
Spawn the yellow plague gem. (Just sick looking for yellow gem.)
Spawn blue purification gem. (Scour the temple for the blue gem.)
Spawn the red thetan gem. (Search storage areas for the red gem.)
Spawn silver Xenu gem. (The silver gem is hidden in the attic!)
Place gem on wrong pedestal. (Match gem color with wrong symbol.)
Get rid of gem. (Be uncareful with your new jewelery.)
Place aqua time gem on time pedestal. (This hour glass is aqua.)
Place green locust gem on locust pedestal. (Flying bugs prefer green!)
Place purple dance gem on the dance pedestal. (Purple is popular at the disco.)
Place the yellow plague gem on the plague pedestal. (Yellow is the color of the plague discharge.)
Place blue purification gem on the purification pedestal. (Feeling clean and pure, but a little blue.)
Place red closet gem on the closet pedestal. (Red with anger, hide in the closet.)
Place silver gem on the Xenu Pedestal. (Xenu sees things in black and white!)
Girl Pygmy, Sun, arrives. (Holy smokes, where did SHE come from?)
Sun snatched by Xenu at last minute. (God giveth, god taketh away.)
Apocalypse averted. World still exists. (You can stop the end!)

Level Up Tasks[]

Cause pygmy to explode Thetans.
Possessed Pygmy eats another pygmy's face.
Xenu performs a puppet show with half pygmies.

Battle Info[]

When the idol is invoked, the Pygmy gains a spiked Bone Skull shield and a tan sword.
On the attack, the Pygmy braces himself against the enemy Pygmy's attack. If attacked by a fast opponent he then slashes the enemy with his sword.
If the enemy Pygmy is defeated by this attack, a hole opens under the enemy Pygmy. A large brown monster wraps its tongue around the Pygmy, shakes him a few times, and then devours him.
A victory in the battle gains your four idols +4400 points toward Level Up.

Level Stats[]

Level	Health	Damage	Total Defense Bonus (%)/Total Attack Boost (%)
1	30	30	50 / 20
2	60	60	53 / 22
3	90	90	56 / 24
4	120	120	59 / 26
5	150	150	62 / 28
6	180	180	65 / 30
7	210	210	68 / 32
8	240	240	71 / 34
9	270	270	74 / 36
10	300	300	77 / 38
11	330	330	80 / 40
12	360	360	83 / 42
13	390	390	86 / 44
14	420	420	89 / 46
15	450	450	92 / 48
16	480	480	95 / 50
17	510	510	98 / 52
18	540	540	101 / 54
19	570	570	104 / 56
20	600	600	107 / 58

Trivia[]

Xenu, like much of Apocalypse Island, is based on the religion of Scientology.